Hey!
You
little
DUSQL
Hello, Henry.
Oh...
You can't speak, but that's normal.
Well, it isn't normal, but it's only temporary, okay?
Do you remember how you got here?
That's fine.
That's normal, too.
Henry, wait.
Wait.
We'll get there.
Scan.
Sensory processor activated.
Relax, okay?
Scanning.
- Video link confirmed. - Up.
This next part might hurt.
Maybe quite a lot.
But it won't last long, I promise.
Almost there.
Welder.
You can do it.
Wonderful, Henry.
Squeeze.
Harder.
Cool, right?
Integument?
Please don't move your hand.
You probably don't recall.
But you were never a big fan of my work.
Maybe this will change your mind.
Right?
Memory's a funny thing.
I'm an expert and I don't know if you'll ever get yours back.
You don't remember me at all, do you, Henry?
My name is Estelle.
You and I were...
We still are...
Husband and wife.
I love you, Henry.
I can't wait to hear you say it.
Henry.
His memories are still catching up with him.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm Robbie.
The sorcerer of sound.
You are gonna love this.
Because, sir,
you're gonna get to pick your own voice.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hello, Henry.
Robbie. Oh, come on, they're options.
What white guy wouldn't wanna sound like Louis Armstrong?
Just one more. Quick.
Henry, I am your father.
Robert, enough.
Sorry, Mom. How about we use Henry's voice?
Yeah, whatever you say. You're the boss.
Boflng.
Security breach. Oh, fuck.
Level 4. Is this a drill?
What is this? Security breach, level 4.
Lock the door. It's probably a mistake.
Estelle, call the base. Security breach, level 4.
Oh, n0.
Yes.
Get up.
Henry, right?
Please. Don't. Shut up.
How do you like the new you?
Did I interrupt the procedure? Can Henry not talk yet?
No, he can't. No.
Don't look at me like that, Henry.
Your girlfriend here might have rebuilt you,
but I gave her the raw materials to work with.
And I mean really, really raw materials.
What's your name? Timothy.
Nice to meet you, Timothy.
Did you see Henry when Estelle brought his remains here?
Yeah.
Would you please be so kind to describe them
to better Henry's understanding of how good he looks now?
Sure. His arm was shot off below the...
Below the elbow and the... The leg shot off below the knee.
And there was a football-sized dent...
Did you happen to see his head?
Yes.
Do tell.
Um, the skull was dented in and there was this...
His eyes were missing
and, um, the bottom half of his jaw was shred to pieces.
Just about right.
What?
Shh... I'm bleeding, too. That was a little strenuous.
Stay close.
Henry!
Close it.
Henry, come on!
Henry, try to keep up!
Shh.
Come on.
Kick it in.
Come on.
IfAkan gets ahold of my work,
men like these will be brought back from the dead to form his army.
Go! Go!
Henry, no!
Henry!
Take my hand!
Escape pod initiated.
There are two pods.
One. Marty?
Sorry, the man's clearly goneinsane.
Marty, no!
Henry.
- It's yours. Get in. - Estelle!
Get in! Get in!
Escape pod initiated.
Altitude...
The chute! The chute! Pull the chute!
It's going too fast! It's going too fast!
Hold on, Henry!
Oh, God.
Akan's mercenaries. Put me down. Put me down!
Henry.
They underestimate you, okay? Let them get close and then engage.
Engage!
No! Henry! Fight back!
Come on! No, stop it!
Henry!
You stop it!
What?
You stop it! Estelle...
No!
Henry!
You're a fucking rabbit in the headlights, aren't you?
It's all right. I'm not here to hurt you.
Is your speech module installed?
Shit.
Well, at least we know you're not deaf.
It's all right. You can put your hands down now.
Three years I've been waiting for this moment
and I get Charlie fucking Chaplin.
Fuck's sake, come on!
All right, let's have a look at you.
Open the glove box, please.
Take out that whole contraption.
You gotta untangle the wires.
Is that a wedding ring?
Are you married?
How's that working out for you?
Yeah, what a shocker.
Right. Next, I need you to take your shirt off, please.
Open up there.
Yeah, those.
Plug the jacks in there. Yeah, in there.
So, your name's Henry and...
Okay, well, the good news is that you're gonna live a while.
The bad news
is that in this case, a while means 20, 3O minutes tops, Henry.
Unless you're very, very lucky.
Which you are.
Uncle Jimmy is gonna take you to his lab. Hang on.
Oh, shit. We got bacon on our tail.
Unplug yourself. Put that away.
There's some clothes in there. Put the hoodie on.
There's not enough time. Fuck it. Just cover the blood up with your bag.
Just stay calm and let me handle this, yeah?
That's how it goes...
Bollocks.
Fucking Akan, paying off the...
I'm gonna have to hurt you, Henry, but it's for your own good, mate.
Just give me your arm... Hey!
Shit!
It's me! It's Jimmy.
We've only got a few moments until they run into us again, mate. Just...
Okay, just give me your arm. Okay, just relax.
Here it is.
Come on. Hey, bingo!
This little fucker is how they've been tracking you.
Touche-co.
In a few moments, your mechanical parts are gonna start shutting down.
Your friend Akan's got an important Russian connection named Slick Dimitry.
Slick handles all Akan's
cops/guns/real estate/ a lot of other shit.
This helpful dot on the map
is Slick's place.
All you gotta do is break in there,
kill him,
open up his rib cage,
take out his beating heart,
and fucking eat it.
I'm kidding!
I'm kidding. You don't have to fucking eat his heart.
Under his heart is his charge pump, yeah?
Bring that to me.
Use this and I'll contact you on this.
That has gotta be the gayest jacket I've ever seen.
I'll be in touch!
Henry.
Akan's already started.
If we don't stop him, he'll have his army in days or sooner.
You're half machine, half pussy.
Wait, wait.
I can tell you something very important.
About the man who sent you here.
Oi, Henry. I'm at this high-class establishment.
Follow the dot and then just knock on the knocker.
Get it? Knock on the knocker!
Hi. I'm a fucking car, baby. Lexus convertible!
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh! God, that's amazing. Yeah!
Fuck, you're late!
You're late! Ha!
The last 15 minutes have been a fucking roller coaster of emotions for me, mate.
I didn't knOW if I was ever gonna see you again.
So I fired up some of this shit.
Fired up my fucking nose.
But there you are.
It's okay. You just lost power.
Come on. Hey, there!
Bring me some of that strong Russian shit, ladies.
Okay, now where's that booster pump?
Where is it? Did you get it? Did you get the fucking...
Yeah! Fucking hell.
This is it. This is it, yeah?
Okay, hang on.
Okay, hold this, lady.
Shit.
Okay, I gotta get this little fucker in there.
Who am I kidding? I'm in no condition to do this.
I'm sorry. I'm in no condition to do this, mate.
I'm in no condition.
I'm sorry. I'm in no condition to do this.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, goodness, what have you done?
What have you done this time, Jimmy?
Are you still conscious?
Yeah. Hello.
You're gonna be okay.
Just gotta get a little bit of power into you.
Ladies, could you give us a bit of space, please?
Thank you.
You're a big deal, you know?
You're not the only one wronged by Akan.
You and I both want the same thing.
This may hurt a bit.
There we go.
That's wonderful.
Now I can take you back to my lab.
I'm Jimmy, by the way.
I realize this is all very confusing for you.
But it's better if I show you
at the lab, yes...
Hello?
They're here.
They must've followed you.
I can't let them see me like this. I can't let... I'm sorry.
I can't stay here, Henry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Fuck yeah!
Fucking hell, Akan's boys are here.
I'm gonna hold them off, yeah?
More guns for you in the drawer, yeah? VVhoo!
This is fucking war, baby,yeah!
Whoo!
Fuck yeah!
Hi, ladies.
I fucking had that!
Go, go, go!
Run, run!
The floor is fucking lava! I'm gonna burn this...
Olga! Katya!
Sorry.
Please, please!
Please don't hurt me.
I've got a family.
Is that your wife?
Uh... Uh...
Don't mind her, Henry. She's mourning her late husband.
I wasn't betting on seeing you again.
Your persistence is unparalleled.
Quite exciting.
Slick Dimitry's services were excellent.
I'm just glad I never paid up front.
I'll tell Estelle you did well.
Akan!
Akan, you open this fucking door, you hear me?
I got her all dolled up in the back of my truck downstairs.
I'm gonna rip your fucking lungs out!
You'll go far, Henry, unlike this piece of shit.
Hey, Henry. Put your gun down. It's all good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey- People, people.
Chill out. Calm down.
Now I've shared something with you,
I need you to share something with me.
Where's Akan going? Mmm.
Oh, Shit, shit.
Now that is my ego talking to yours.
What do you want?
Higher self, ego?
Higher self!
Higher self. Yeah. Okay.
Akan's convoy are taking the girl to his base.
Ah, shit. Let me handle this. Let me handle this.
I'm sorry that you're upset, okay?
Henry and I... Henry and I are gonna go deal with Akan.
You wanna go on the bike? You can go on the bike.
Just... Yeah, you wanna go?
Okay, go on your bike. Yeah, yeah, go on your bike. Fucking hell.
Sometimes it's easier just to say yes.
Henry, catch!
God, I thought I'd lost you forever, Henry.
I was so scared. I was so scared when you fell.
I thought I would never see you again.
I love you, Henry.
I love you.
How sweet.
If I took this moment and put it in a cup of tea,
I wouldn't need sugar.
Each year, 100,000 baseball bats are sold in Russia,
and, at most, 50 baseballs.
Gives you an idea of a great Russian pastime.
This is a rare surviving bat.
Estelle.
Would you please be so kind and stand up?
No.
Or do you want to take her place?
Estelle, your boy's quite the white knight,
sacrificing himself to keep you alive
only for my dick
to kill you later.
Are you sure, Henry?
Are you sure?
Brilliant!
Uh...
Come over here, Henry.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Henry.
YOU
little
pUSSy
Give peace a chance, brothers.
My ego wants to kill you but my higher self doesn't.
Jesus, baby.
I was talking to that man.
Shit.
Look at this. Dude's got a memory blocker.
Well, that's about all I can do for you, mate.
Time for a reboot.
See you in about 15 minutes, hopefully.
Hey.
He's awake.
Your eyes might be a bit blurry.
Ifsjustyour depth perception trying to calibrate, yeah?
Follow me as I walk, yeah?
Get up.
Okay.
All right.
Now...
Can you focus on me over here?
Yeah? Yeah.
Burying you, it's like burying treasure.
I really don't understand what Akan is thinking because“.
Ah!
- Henry, stop dicking around. - You're almost there, mate.
Here's where you gotta get to. Chop-chop.
Shh.
It's me, Jimmy. Move.
Ah, Shit.
Those pigs are here again.
Psst.
Don't compromise my lab.
Let them leave.
Henry, no. I'm instructing... Shit.
Good job, Charlie Bronson.
Bravo 2-0.
Lights up-
Play video.
Dawn of twilight. A cyborg era.
Thank you, sir.
I've lobotomized everything not essential...
Not essential to soldiers.
Personal memories, speech, sense of taste. It's all gone.
Might still have a bit of an issue with emotional motivation,
which... Motivation?
Try your fucking paycheck, James.
My...
Yes, okay.
What the shit-fuck, James?
I'm sorry, sir! I'm so sorry!
Oh, shit! Open the doors! Please! Open the door!
We've got a malfunction! Let me out, please!
Sir, I'll fix it.
I doubt it.
Fucking idiot. QGROAbUNG)
You know, Jimmy, something about a spine snapping
never gets old.
It sounds like... The end, the beginning?
Or are they the same?
Have a seat, Henry.
When a man is first crippled,
there's always one question on everyone's mind,
especially his.
Does his dick work?
Mine didn't, so I plotted my escape from this chair.
I had come to Russia when the west banned
resuscitation of cadaverflssue.
Akan's a megalomaniac, but my research was funded.
I kept my eyes on the Nobel Prize.
Who has time for icky ethics when he's rich and his cock works, eh'?
I paid a high price.
I stopped making soldiers and then I succeeded.
I grew men made of cyberflesh.
Really, they're just fancy-pants prostheses,
but don't dare tell... My avatars!
Now, cyborgs, on the other hand, have bits and a brain.
They think for themselves, in theory at least.
Shall we have a look at you?
That hippie, always with the ganja.
You're not baked, are you? Hope not.
All right.
You are the man, Henry.
Hmm.
There's very little actual man left, of course.
Enhanced skeletal muscular systems,
cardiovascular turbo boosted with a curium-244 atomic battery.
A good night's sleep and you'd power an aircraft carrier.
Remarkable technology, is it not?
Not you. My b0315-
I made the first few for revenge but then
I started exploring new aspects of myself.
Can I have a sip?
Mmm.
I have lived these past years, Henry.
My lads,
they get speeding tickets, they walk barefoot through the grass,
and boy, do they get laid.
You'll never guess what we do here sometimes alone.
Hit play. Over there.
Go on.
I've got you Under my skin
I've got you deep In the heart of me
So deep in my heart That you're really A part of me
I've got you Under my skin
I 'd tried so Not to give in
I said to myself "This affair never Will go so well"
But why should I try to resist when, baby, I know so well
I've got you under my skin?
What is all this?
Close your eyes.
Something's wrong with you, mate.
Don't worry, it's not the clap or nothing.
Just gonna sit you down in this ohair and take a look at you, yeah?
The scan says you're in terrible danger.
Of being shivved for being a traitor, you lying grasser!
I'm shutting you down, mate.
Put down the prom baby.
Now!
We tried to unplug you nicely
even though we knew that you beamed your video to Akan.
No?
What's this?
What's that?
You're broadcasting that to Akan!
Enough!
Enough.
Even if I did believe you, I still have to...
Fuck! Henry, no!
No!
You brought them to my lab!
I trusted you! Henry, please kill me.
Akan won't.
He'll make me live in this straightjacket of rotten, smelly skin!
What the fuck was I thinking that Akan's toy robot was my friend?
Thank you, Henry.
Fuck you, too, but mostly thanks.
My lab's compromised, but I can build a new one
using Akan's equipment when we go get your wife
together, right?
Hey, put that on the wall.
If I can't have my lab, no one's having her.
Now, don't lose this.
Fuck you, Akan.
And don't change your channel. We're coming right over.
All right, I counted six vehicles.
That's at least 35 men.
We've gotta cut them down to half that before they enter the hotel
to give us a fighting chance to get out alive.
Also,
there's a certain stigma attached to blokes who like musicals.
I just wanna get it out there right now that I'm straight as an arrow.
Got it?
Here they come.
Wait for it.
Now.
Hey, cover me.
Fuck, they're in the hotel.
We don't need the sniper anymore either.
Go inside. See the colonel.
Over here, laddie.
Arm yourself to the teeth.
Don't touch that. lmogene's mine.
That's what my father used to say.
"A grenade a day keeps the enemy at bay."
Come along.
Chop-CF")?
Big Sally.
Eh...
Well, home is where the battle is.
Right, private, it is our duty to ensure that no harm comes to the cripple,
understood?
Follow on.
If you can hear them, but you can't shoot them,
you can probably grenade them.
Drop an egg down there, laddie.
Forward.
Come along.
Good Lord, how embarrassing.
Dodged a bullet on that one.
Hlcoveryou. You go around them.
Don't let the cripple get below you, laddie!
Jolly good.
Pull your weight! Help me with the cripple.
Retreat five paces back on my command, laddie.
Spasibo, Yuri. My quarters are actually up there.
Would you like to see them?
Oh, we will.
Indeed.
Don't spare the horses.
You can take the next slipway.
Off here. Here we go.
Down on anchors, laddie. Let's turn the tables on these buggers.
Tally-ho.
Big Ben.
Akan is a cunt.
Oh, my-
Looks like Akan's already begun.
By tomorrow, these poor chaps will be super robotio soldiers like yourself.
Look out!
On your feet, lad.
On your left.
Hang on.
I'm gonna buy you some time!
Seal the door.
Can't tell you the number of times I've dreamt
that I was riding up in this lift.
It's a pity I can't...
It's just the landing gear, laddie.
Now, listen to me.
When you kill Akan,
I want you to look him right in those eyes
until the rest of him is just as dead as they are, understood?
No, I'm afraid I shall not be coming with.
But you letting me get you this far has given an old sweat
his grandest gift in all his years.
No. It's lodged in hisjugular.
If you uncork it, I won't be able to...
The thingamajig in your pocket, quickly.
Well, I have a confession to make.
See, I've been surveilling Akan for years.
So when you dropped down onto that roadway
and went rogue so magnificently,
well, all I saw was my shot at revenge.
You proved me right with Dimitry, but then in the forest,
well, I noticed an implant.
A memory block, see?
And I couldn't afford to have you remember a better life somewhere else.
So I left it in.
Not my finest hour, I'm afraid.
But then,
back at my lab while I was trying to analyze
what you could do for me,
lreahzed
who you are to me.
Henry.
It's bloody nice having a friend, Henry.
You'd think
all those deaths would've prepared me for this.
If you haven't already,
you'll start to remember bits from your past now, Henry.
And those memories,
they're real.
They're you.
Trust them.
Memories, memories, memories.
My first batch of cyber soldiers.
With everything that you have experienced today
uploaded into what's left of their brains,
all they remember is waking up in the lab with their wife screwing their legs on.
I love you, Charlie.
I love you, Edward.
I love you, Thomas.
You recognize these?
No?
That's odd.
They're your wife's.
Mmm...
I smell what you like about her.
This one is almost ready for you.
But I'm warning you,
their boosters make the one you have in you now...
Look like a fucking 9-volt.
Go ahead and fuck him up.
Get up.
Get up!
Can you handle this?
Henry.
Why are you hitting yourself, Henry?
Hmm?
Baby? Baby, are you okay?
I love how protective you are of me.
Mmm...
You owe me an apology.
For?
Doubting me.
I did have certain apprehensions.
Then Why'd you let me do it?
I was just entertaining my woman and losing all of my men.
ls everybody dead?
Yes. Yes.
Do you know when I realized this was working?
When?
When Henry pulled me into the escape pod,
trying to get me out of the lab no matter what.
Who would've thought that pussy is a hell of a motivator?
Ah.
VVe1lhave a hundred of you tomorrow, a thousand next week.
Each one's first memory will be
his wife slipping a cheap brass ring on his finger.
Every single one of my soldiers
will wake willing to do anything my brilliant wife tells him,
whether it's marching on Paris or the White House lawn.
I would like to pretend you understand the part you played.
You didn't make history, Henry.
You helped end it.
Mmm...
YOU
little
DUSQL
That's what my old man called me.
It's like it was my name.
And I proved him right by killing all the wrong people.
I love you, Henry,
and I'll never oall you anything but your name, but you gotta deoide.
Are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth?
Or are you gonna stand up,
spit it out, and go spill theirs?
Akan!
You fuck...
No!
Stop!
I am ordering you to stop!
Henry!
Stop!
Where is he?
No.
Fuck you, motherfucker!
FUCK you!
How could you do this to me, Henry?
How could you fucking do this?
Answer me!
Motherfucker!
What happened, Henry?
You were supposed to love me.
Henry!
Listen to your heart!
Hello, Henry.
Well, if you're hearing this, there's one more thing I need you to do.